To Dad

Hi Dad,

You best be ready.   I'm a walkin', talkin' kid.  It's high time you take me to see that jet you fly.  Do you think you could get me an incentive flight?  Mom said that it's highly unlikely, but I figured that I'd ask you.

By the way, before I come, can you make sure to stock up on some whole milk and animal crackers, the kind that come in the circus box -- NOT the bag? 

Oh, and I'm bringing a ton of Hot Wheels cars and tractors with me.  So, get ready to race them down down the hallway and plow rows into the carpet.   (Get excited.  I have two Corvettes and a Porsche.)

Well, Mom and I are sure as heck looking forward to seeing you. 
Little Dude

P.S. If you do get some animal crackers, make sure that Albert doesn't get into them.  He'll eat them ALL in one sitting.  Then, he'll complain about a stomachache. 

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