Amphibious Vehicles and Muculent Algae

It's been a while since I've posted, and I hope that I haven't run off any fans.  I've been preoccupied.  It's "carpe diem" a la Jack.   I'm pretty sure this is the modus operandi of toddlerhood.  You know, "seizing the day!"  I've been eating my veggies lately.  So, the more complicated vocabulary just keeps popping into my head.

So, yes, I've been operating on all eight cylinders.  Last weekend, I went to the ranch, and of course, I did the ranch type of things you've read about in previous posts.  I played in the dirt, rode in the skidsteer, swam in the creek, and marveled at the trees.  Perhaps my latest and greatest discovery was the algae in the creek.  Suffice to say, that stuff is amazing!  It's slimy; it's gooey, and some of it even stinks!   Once girls start tattling on me later in life, this stuff could come in ultra-handy.  Hee hee hee....the possibilities are endless.  I have definitely discovered the active ingredient for an anti-girl-cootie substance.  It's like DEET in OFF, an effective repellent.

Well, I better get back to living my fun-filled life.   

Amphibious Vehicles


Muculent Algae


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