"Home One, this is Gold Leader"

Dad,
Albert just called me collect and was wondering if you could Priority ship some fresh Alaskan salmon to him.  I asked him how he intends to pick it up from the post office, and he said that he has "his way." 

Ugh, he needs to stop calling on my dime.  

He also said to make sure that you tell his Aunt Sally "hello."  She just wrote him and said that she's been out of hibernation for a few months and that her bad hip had miraculously healed.  I'm not sure how you're supposed to figure out which bear in Alaska is "Aunt Sally."  But, he said that she wears stinky perfume...something about Eau-de-Fish Scale.  And, she has this thing for playground slides and garbage can lids.  Weird, if you ask me.

Ok, Dad...I'm outta here.  Skype ya later. 
Jack

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