Code Bombs Over Tokyo

Come in, Sandhill Crane!  I need a favor, man.  Can you count how many cars and trucks I have at home on my shelf?  If I have fewer than one hundred, I'm pretty sure I can convince Mom that I need some more.  Don't count the wooden ones -- only the metal ones.  I know I don't have any tractors.  Ugh, Mom keeps telling me to wait until Christmas. I know I just had my birthday, but the loot merely stoked my desire for more vehicles.   Mom doesn't understand a guy's need for "wheels," speed, and engine reving.   Remember how Dad keeps talking about a Corvette that he had before I was born?  A red one?  Well, I think I know why he doesn't have another one yet.  He's probably thinking he has to wait until Christmas. 

Oh, before I get back, can you tell Pete to make sure that the batteries in my train are still good?  You know, he's kind of the geeky, reliable one.  Just tell him now.  I'm pretty sure he'll remember.

Over.
Jack

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