Refresher

Mom insisted that I refresh everyone's memory and reintroduce the zoo that squats in my room.
Albert: Happy-Go-Lucky Brown Bear, the nicest dude around, would buy you an ice cream cone, eat 3/4 of it as he hands it to you....but you'd still love him....  He's got a little bit of temper..but a long fuse...likes a good party
Locke: Tiger....Need I say more? 
Mountbatten: Elephant, smart dude, likes cheetohs and pickled okra.....practical...the type of guy you want around when you've taken the wrong exit in a big city and found yourself in the bad part of town....adventurous
Sandhill Crane: Quiet dude, intelligent....likes to read....sits on the veranda every morning drinking black coffee and reading the Financial Times or the Wall Street Journal....a calm chap....
Flamboyant Flamingo:  He is what he is.
Pete: Alligator...good guy, just needs to see daylight more....invertebrate....great heart...brilliant....a little bit of a pansy....His parents got a divorce when he was but a hatchling, and it's obvious that he never had a proper "father figure" in his life -- a proper male role model.  Well, at least, that's how Mom explains it.  (The other animals tell me that his dad is serving a life sentence in a North Korean zoo for a brutal attack in Africa....)

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