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Dominoes:  Flamboyant Flamingo
Paper-Rock-Scissors:  Nobody -- Locke brought a pair of hedge clippers.  Mountbatten brought a boulder.  Albert hauled in a tree.  The Sandhill Crane brought dynamite.  Pete, the invertebrate, ran away.  The Flamingo is missing some feathers.
Marco Polo:  Mountbatten, who is far from politically correct, argued that this game is culturally insensitive. I'm still trying to figure that one out.  Pete, being the uber-sensitive type, fell for Mountbatten's story.  He ruled the game "unconstitutional."  WHAT!!!???!
Apple Bobbing:  This game quickly transformed into "dunking" and who could stay under the water the longest.  Albert ate all of the apples in the first round.  Pete's still tallying up the "points." 
Jousting:  Flamboyant Flamingo, don't ask. 
Croquet:  This quickly turned into a "best dressed" contest.  Albert insisted that everyone wear the appropriate attire for croquet.  Winner: Locke  Mom's still trying to get the mud out of everyone's suits and bowties.  Fashionable Croquet turned into Mud Wrestling and Jousting. 

Soccer:  Pete put a hold on soccer after Locke, Albert, Mountbatten, and the Crane insisted on using the Flamboyant Flamingo's head as the ball.  

Stay tuned for another update.  The tally right now?  Oh, well, obviously the Flamboyant Flamingo is ahead. 

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