Traveling in Style and Comfort

In preparation for my journey back to the good ol' US of A, I have a new seat.  And, if you thought leather made you feel important, you should try faux-suede.  My new Sunshine Kids Radian 65 is one of the best of the best.  I got to test it out today.  I know Dad's seat usually comes with a handle in the middle.  I was under the impression that mine would have one too.  Plus, I think Dad's has a cool survival pack and parachute.  I'm still looking for these cool gadgets.  After all, I need to find that handle before I get in the car with a female behind the wheel.  (just kidding, just kidding.....or am I?  Well, I'm outta here.  I'll let Mom deal with the feminazis.)

Shoot, Where is that Ejection Handle?!!?


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