TSA's Most Wanted

TSA's Latest Terrorist Profile:
Age: Between 15 and 24 months
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Blue Eyes
Skin Color: Pale
Suspect will likely be wearing Osh Kosh jean overalls, Polo shirt, and a red zip-up sweatshirt with an embroidered American flag on the back.  Suspect is armed with Play-Doh and a white muslin blanket named "Buh."  He will be traveling with his brown-hair, blue-eyed pregnant mother.  Suspect's jean overalls will likely set off metal detector, and he should be treated as MOST DANGEROUS.  Please subject to thorough and invasive pat-down.  Please confiscate Play-Doh and test muslin blanket for explosives.

TSA'S NEW TERRORIST PROFILE
(Courtesy of Your Hard-Earned Tax Dollars)


[Yep, folks, it did happen.  If I'm a lyin', I'm a cryin'.  My overalls set off the metal detector, and apparently, that meant I needed to go through one of those rather "personal" pat-downs.  Plus, they even tested me for explosive residue.  The only "explosive" residue I could think of was last night's dinner in my diaper.]


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