"Santa's" Reply

So, in case you didn't read the comments section of my previous blog entry, I got a reply from Santa Claus.  Well, I got a reply from the half-brained elves working there.  Sheez.  I don't remember the Easter Bunny having been "corporate."  What a load!  P&G must have offered Santa a deal.  Anyway, here's my reply from "Santa Claus."

Dear Valued Customer,



Due to the heavy volume of mail we receive at this time of year, Santa Claus is unable to respond personally to your letter. Rest assured, however, that your letter will be read in the order received.


If you are writing to provide a list of Christmas wishes, consider our online request service at www.santaclause.com/gimmethatgift.


If you are writing to request warranty information, please contact the indicated mfg directly.


If you are writing to determine what we would prefer you leave on the hearth Christmas Eve, please check with either of your grandmothers, as they handle logistical support operations.


For all other inquiries, please call our toll-free number at 1-800-sta-claus.


Again, thank you for your inquiry and see you on the Big Night!


Merry Christmas to all!


St. Claus & Co. Ltd.
St. Claus Gmbh
St. Mikołaj, S.A.


Some offers not valid in all countries. See details at www.santaclauses.com



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