The Freezing Point of ....well....
...the mucilaginous or viscous substance that percolates uncontrollably from the nasal passages
or in layman's terms: oozing snot!
Yes, that's the experiment that Ludendorff is currently conducting. He seems to think that he has the perfect specimen: a teething toddler frequently exposed to other toddlers who also happens to live in a subarctic
climate.
Some of you might say, "Oh, come on, Jack. It ain't subarctic." Yeah, well, when it's only nine degrees outside in the morning, I'd say that's pretty darn arctic, especially for someone whose blood runs thick with Texan/southern California genes. Mind you, those are Bakersfield genes, not coastal, hippy, temperate, tubular genes.
You're probably also thinking, "Wow, that's pretty disgusting for Ludendorff to do an experiment with mucus." And, I have to admit that I told Ludendorff the same thing. He replied, "Jack, mein Freund, I'm trying to change snot's nefarious reputation."
I simply said, "Ludendorff, man, that's like trying to change dog poo's reputation, or heck, Pelosi's."
Anyway, here's how I have to bundle up when it's about fifteen degrees outside and Mom decides that we REALLY need to get some diapers. It's hard not to fall asleep when I'm so snug as a bug.
or in layman's terms: oozing snot!
Yes, that's the experiment that Ludendorff is currently conducting. He seems to think that he has the perfect specimen: a teething toddler frequently exposed to other toddlers who also happens to live in a subarctic
climate.
Some of you might say, "Oh, come on, Jack. It ain't subarctic." Yeah, well, when it's only nine degrees outside in the morning, I'd say that's pretty darn arctic, especially for someone whose blood runs thick with Texan/southern California genes. Mind you, those are Bakersfield genes, not coastal, hippy, temperate, tubular genes.
You're probably also thinking, "Wow, that's pretty disgusting for Ludendorff to do an experiment with mucus." And, I have to admit that I told Ludendorff the same thing. He replied, "Jack, mein Freund, I'm trying to change snot's nefarious reputation."
I simply said, "Ludendorff, man, that's like trying to change dog poo's reputation, or heck, Pelosi's."
Anyway, here's how I have to bundle up when it's about fifteen degrees outside and Mom decides that we REALLY need to get some diapers. It's hard not to fall asleep when I'm so snug as a bug.
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