Scatology

If you have to look my title up, you're in for a grand surprise.  Let's just say that I'm officially enrolled in Scatology 1301, and it's not quite the pain in the rear I had anticipated.   In fact, I will proudly have you know that twice, now, I have properly used the laboratory equipment, errr.......toilet......errrr......POT!  It was kind of a big deal.  Yay me!  Now, actually, it was more sheer luck than anything else, but you know, I have to start somewhere. 

One of my favorite parts of Scatology 1301 has been "Introduction to the Whirlpool Effect."  Obviously, it involves a whirlpool, momentum (P), a mass (m), velocity(v), acceleration due to gravity (g), and kinetic energy....  I supply the mass; it's one of the class requirements.  You know, it was under the supply section on the syllabus.   But, it's great.  I pull down on a lever, and man, it's exciting.
 

I'll let you know how I do.  Albert's pretty sure I'll pass, but Locke has his doubts.  Horatio just lectures me on polluting his environment.  He simply asks, "Do you know where that mass goes?"  The Sandcrane is reading War and Peace right now and doesn't care about this topic.  Mountbatten thinks it's crude but tells me that I'm lucky he's not teaching Scatology this semester.  Pete, well, I haven't seen Pete in a while.  The Flamboyant Flamingo just keeps asking what I plan to do after graduation.  I have no idea.  I have so many credit hours to take before that happens. 

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