Earth to Jack

Jack?   Jack?  Locke?  Mountbatten?  Did you forget about us?

Sheesh, this is the Sandhill Crane and Albert.  Have you completely forgotten about us?  What the heck?  You go to California and never write, call, telegram, put a message in a bottle, email....NOTHING.  Well, we locked the Flamboyant Flamingo out of the house.  He kept insisting on throwing parties for his Korean pheasant friends.  We were tired of the smell of kimchi and soju.  Anyway, just sipping some Orange Juliuses on the back veranda, sweating in the humid heat, and kind of wishing we were in Hawaii or....let's see....CALIFORNIA.  You owe us, dudes.

Over and Out.
The Responsible Ones

P.S. Jack, you should really find a more "hack-proof" username and password.  This was way too easy. 

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