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New Record
Phew! So, I just set a new record for least number of posts in a one month period. Yep, none. Don't hate, though. The more mature I become, the less I need to pour my emotional sap into a blog. Just kidding. Actually, I've been busy since I got back to Korea. And, you're probably thinking, "Yeah, that's a lame excuse for laziness. Nice try, bucko!" But, it's true. I have some very important things going on in my life right now. First off, it has been a long time since you heard anything about my furry buddies who live in my room, my wonderful zoo. Well, they've been alive and well. And, the reason why you haven't heard anything is because they up and went on an Afircan safari without ever notifying me while I was in the States. Yep, just left... At least, they remembered to take out the trash and empty out the Cheetoh stash. Losers. Albert (the bear), Mountbatten (the elephant), Locke...
Boo tired!
I've been a typical "guy" lately. Or, actually, I guess I have the perfect excuse: genetics. My dad hates writing. So, there, I'm predisposed to dislike writing. (Mom likes writing. So, I guess that's why I'm actually putting this together for you. A little watering-down of the "hate writing" gene.) What prompted me to write? Well, I just had one of the best weekends ever. Here's a perfect timeline of events: Thursday Evening: Drive to Austin to meet my Aunt K and Uncle C. Take my "Babcia" out for a fine dining experience at the Trattoria Lysina Winery in honor of her birthday and Mother's Day. I sipped wine, flirted with the waitress, and blew kisses to the lovely young lady serving gelato. Ok, I'm just kidding about the wine. But, that's not to say that I didn't eat some pretty classy stuff: Artichoke fritter thingies, some "calamari," some veal marsala. I loved the calamari, but after a whil...