New Record
Phew! So, I just set a new record for least number of posts in a one month period. Yep, none. Don't hate, though. The more mature I become, the less I need to pour my emotional sap into a blog. Just kidding. Actually, I've been busy since I got back to Korea. And, you're probably thinking, "Yeah, that's a lame excuse for laziness. Nice try, bucko!" But, it's true. I have some very important things going on in my life right now.
First off, it has been a long time since you heard anything about my furry buddies who live in my room, my wonderful zoo. Well, they've been alive and well. And, the reason why you haven't heard anything is because they up and went on an Afircan safari without ever notifying me while I was in the States. Yep, just left... At least, they remembered to take out the trash and empty out the Cheetoh stash. Losers. Albert (the bear), Mountbatten (the elephant), Locke (the tiger), Sand Crane (the crane), Ludendorff (the hippo), Sam (the dog), Pete (the crocodile/alligator...whatever), Flamboyant Flamingo (the flamingo). Ugh...did I miss anyone? Yeah, I'm sure I did, and I'll hear about it tomorrow when they hack into my blog.
So, yeah, big developments on the home front. Big developments for me and my zoo pals. We graduated! Well, finally, we convinced Mom that cribs are for sissy babies. And, since, I'm not a sissy baby and because I'm nearly two years old, it only stunts my intellectual/physical growth to be kept cooped up in cage-like crib. I deserve so much more. And, the world deserves to benefit from my amazingness. And, how can it do that, if I'm stunted by sleeping in a blasted baby crib. Yep, so the news? My bed is now a toddler bed, and I LOVE it! My animals love it. We put the bomb in bombshell! We are the Mack, as in the Mack truck! Luckily, Mom's friend Erica convinced her that it was time.
Another big development.... Locke and Albert convinced me to start sitting at the big table like Mom and Dad. I started doing it and insisting on eating my food at the big table, right next to Dad. Yeah buddy! No more sissy high chair for me.
In all honesty, I'm just preparing to be a big bro. Mom thinks that all this "big bro'ness" should translate into some form of "big development" in the potty training arena. Yeah, well.....sheeeesh. Ludendorff told me they make diapers for adults too. So, what the heck! Then again, all my pals starting laughing after he said that. So, maybe I should do a little more investigating on my own.
Well, I need to go be productive. Here are some photos I found from when I was a "baby," about four months ago.
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First off, it has been a long time since you heard anything about my furry buddies who live in my room, my wonderful zoo. Well, they've been alive and well. And, the reason why you haven't heard anything is because they up and went on an Afircan safari without ever notifying me while I was in the States. Yep, just left... At least, they remembered to take out the trash and empty out the Cheetoh stash. Losers. Albert (the bear), Mountbatten (the elephant), Locke (the tiger), Sand Crane (the crane), Ludendorff (the hippo), Sam (the dog), Pete (the crocodile/alligator...whatever), Flamboyant Flamingo (the flamingo). Ugh...did I miss anyone? Yeah, I'm sure I did, and I'll hear about it tomorrow when they hack into my blog.
So, yeah, big developments on the home front. Big developments for me and my zoo pals. We graduated! Well, finally, we convinced Mom that cribs are for sissy babies. And, since, I'm not a sissy baby and because I'm nearly two years old, it only stunts my intellectual/physical growth to be kept cooped up in cage-like crib. I deserve so much more. And, the world deserves to benefit from my amazingness. And, how can it do that, if I'm stunted by sleeping in a blasted baby crib. Yep, so the news? My bed is now a toddler bed, and I LOVE it! My animals love it. We put the bomb in bombshell! We are the Mack, as in the Mack truck! Luckily, Mom's friend Erica convinced her that it was time.
Another big development.... Locke and Albert convinced me to start sitting at the big table like Mom and Dad. I started doing it and insisting on eating my food at the big table, right next to Dad. Yeah buddy! No more sissy high chair for me.
In all honesty, I'm just preparing to be a big bro. Mom thinks that all this "big bro'ness" should translate into some form of "big development" in the potty training arena. Yeah, well.....sheeeesh. Ludendorff told me they make diapers for adults too. So, what the heck! Then again, all my pals starting laughing after he said that. So, maybe I should do a little more investigating on my own.
Well, I need to go be productive. Here are some photos I found from when I was a "baby," about four months ago.
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