A Good Day in the LIfe of Jack

--  Wake up and eat a banana crumb muffin
--  Play with trucks
-- Go to lunch with buddies at chilis, eat nothing but french fries and ketchup
-- Go to BX playground and play with buddies and more buddies, realize that I can now climb up onto the jungle gym by myself, go down slide a million times, run around like a maniac
-- Eat an entire Baskin Robbins kiddie scoop of chocolate peanut-butter chunk ice cream
-- Refuse to take a nap

Don't you wish you remembered the last time you ate nothing but french fries and chocolate peanut-butter chunk ice cream for lunch?!  Now, that's what I call quality food.  [Unfortunately, I think there's going to be some "leveling" at dinnertime, which might include a helping of vegetables and what's otherwise known as "wholesome" food. ]

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