Jackese

So, today, as I rode in the car, I figured I'd mentally list my extensive vocabulary.  Then, when I got home, I thought, "Shoot, I might as well start a dictionary."  You know, it's kind of like Langenscheidt's, but it's the Langenscheidt for "Jackese to English/English to Jackese."  Perfect.  Let's get started.

(not alphabetized....yet)
Hi -- Hi
Bye -- Bye
Buh -- Blanket
Jjjjack-- Jack
Dad -- Dad
Mmmommm -- Mom
Tuck -- Truck
Car -- Car
Aur -- Auger
Taaa -- Tractor
Rrwock -- Rock
Moo -- Moon
Boo -- Boots
Shhhhhoosh -- Shoes
So (soft o) -- Socks
Chchcheese -- Cheese
Wauer -- Water
Cuo-- Cookie
Dn -- Done
Hot --Hot
Hat -- Hat
Ba (sometimes -ana) -- banana
Owin -- Owen
Tunl -- Tunnel
Bub -- Bubbles (bath bubbles)

Phrases:
Up Pleeeez -- Up Please
OPPn Pleeeez-- Open Please
Hhhh Pleeeeeez -- Help Please

And here's my FAVORITE word ever right now:

MORE -- MORE!!

Stay tuned for more entries.  I will attempt "deoxyribonucleic acid" very very soon. 

Comments

  1. CincinnatusJanuary 16, 2011 at 11:39 PM

    Yo, I thought "hot" meant any temperature other than room temperature. Please clarify.

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