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*****Static*****Static************************************************************************************************************************************************************************(6 years of STATIC)**************************************** (Someone clearing his throat.) Locke: Crikey, Albert!!! Are we on? Do not touch that dial. Every time Will touches that button, we can never get it back on the right channel. Blasted walkie talkie. Santa should have gotten a contract with Motorola. These things are junk. Ok....let me see here. Is it Channel 1? I think we can broadcast now. "Hello, hello! Good Morning.....ahem....Good Afternoon.....where are we Albert?" Albert: You forgot to say "over." Based on my superior geographical knowledge, we are in a place called Buckeye....Buckeye, Arizona. That's "Bravo," "Romeo," "Uncle".....wait...."Uniform," "Cheetoh," "Kilo," "Echo,"...